Hello. This is the introduction section, so here goes.
In the begininning, there was the Wor...... Maybe I should skip forward a little. When I was born, my mother (a female) was there & from what I was told she yelled a lot but I really do not remember. My dad (a male) was there also, and he yelled less but made up for that later on. A few years went by & I attending a building where people wrote on the walls with chalk. Suppose should list here what I learned in school: 1. In 7th grade, if you snapped the bra strap of the femalian gal sitting in front of you, you might or might not get your face slapped. 2. Years later, in another place where the male teachers did not wear socks, some gals did not wear bras & you might or might not get your face slapped.
My education was then complete & I decided foolishly against all sane advice stubbornly to marry a femalian (of the opposite sex) & learned that she can yell louder than 2 sets of Rineharts, even though at that point I had never heard Rineharts. Most likely Bub used her decibel levels as a comparison point. Have had motorcycles for years. Currently have a black Road King & a red/black Ultra. I ride them when I can & when I can't ride them I wish I was riding them instead.
Some poster names here look vaguely familiar. Of course mine looks familiar to me, but there are others. If any of these posters know me & say stuff about me, it might be best to not ban me until I can semi-adequately offer an explanation for their blatant exaggerations, misstatements, misinterpretations, and general yadda yadda yammerings about anything they may or may not have to say. For those who do not know me, it is not my fault but after you get to know me, you will no longer not know me & then that could be your fault, not mine.
Where is the beer?
Iski!!!
Welcome!!!
Finally a new member that shows an inkling of sanity joins the forum!
If you see this :gob: - consider it fair warning that Hoist is in the immediate area.....
Scott
Welcome suh...I have not noticed a beer thread in the of topic threadage, ther is gun thread though..if that is worth anything..if not please ignore this post. :sink:
OMG, the level of writing skills on this site has just been elevated!!! Elevated to the point where I gotta go back to skul for reading comprehnsion again now! Put on your thinking caps boys, iski's in the house!!! Nice havin ya here with us Mike!!! Let the word games begin!!! :teeth: :up:
Hoist! :gob:
Welcome friend. Another familiar face... While I assume it's familiar I haven't seen it but it does appear to go along with a familiar name. For whatever that would be worth.
Have you, by any chance been pursusing the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? You should probably do so if you haven't, as you could've ghost written for late Douglas Adams...
So Long, and thanks for all the fish!
Ride Safe,
J-Carr
You would also enjoy the book : Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintance :wink:
Quote from: HV® on February 05, 2009, 11:51:15 AM
You would also enjoy the book : Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintance :wink:
HeHe!!! Would not surprise me in the least if he was the Ghost Writer for it HV! :teeth:
Hoist! :smiled:
Rumors about my sanity are unfounded. Have not found any place a beer thread would fit in here - s'ok. The writing skills are a little better since I switched to magic markers from crayons - easier to wipe off the 'puter screen. Have not read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - need to check on that one. Have read & re-read Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance - good read.
Thanks for the welcomes. Forum looks good from what I have read so far.
OK- the circle is complete - FM, Miker and Iski
Let me apologize in advance
muhahahahahahahahaha :potstir:
Quote from: iski on February 05, 2009, 11:10:18 AM
Hello. This is the introduction section, so here goes.
In the begininning, there was the Wor...... Maybe I should skip forward a little. When I was born, my mother (a female) was there & from what I was told she yelled a lot but I really do not remember. My dad (a male) was there also, and he yelled less but made up for that later on. A few years went by & I attending a building where people wrote on the walls with chalk. Suppose should list here what I learned in school: 1. In 7th grade, if you snapped the bra strap of the femalian gal sitting in front of you, you might or might not get your face slapped. 2. Years later, in another place where the male teachers did not wear socks, some gals did not wear bras & you might or might not get your face slapped.
My education was then complete & I decided foolishly against all sane advice stubbornly to marry a femalian (of the opposite sex) & learned that she can yell louder than 2 sets of Rineharts, even though at that point I had never heard Rineharts. Most likely Bub used her decibel levels as a comparison point. Have had motorcycles for years. Currently have a black Road King & a red/black Ultra. I ride them when I can & when I can't ride them I wish I was riding them instead.
Some poster names here look vaguely familiar. Of course mine looks familiar to me, but there are others. If any of these posters know me & say stuff about me, it might be best to not ban me until I can semi-adequately offer an explanation for their blatant exaggerations, misstatements, misinterpretations, and general yadda yadda yammerings about anything they may or may not have to say. For those who do not know me, it is not my fault but after you get to know me, you will no longer not know me & then that could be your fault, not mine.
Where is the beer?
Welcome Iski,
I wondered how long it would take to find us.
The insanity follows.
Jeff
HeHe!!! Jim (Jester Whisperer) joined this morning too! :wink: :up:
Hoist! :smiled:
Quote from: iski on February 05, 2009, 11:58:52 AM
Rumors about my sanity are unfounded. Have not found any place a beer thread would fit in here - s'ok. The writing skills are a little better since I switched to magic markers from crayons - easier to wipe off the 'puter screen. Have not read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - need to check on that one. Have read & re-read Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance - good read.
Thanks for the welcomes. Forum looks good from what I have read so far.
Iski isn't really here. Angels looked down at his cold cadaver after his Mrs last beat him and promised "we can bring you back." He told them "over my dead body!"
:wtf:
Quote from: JamLazyAss on February 05, 2009, 04:05:01 PM
:wtf:
I see you've just met 2Lane, JamLazyAss! Don't worry, it only gets worse from here!!! :teeth:
Hoist! :gob:
Quote from: Hoist! on February 05, 2009, 04:17:23 PM
I see you've just met 2Lane, JamLazyAss! Don't worry, it only gets worse from here!!! :teeth:
Hoist! :gob:
Hey Howie, the administrator's avatar is purrrrrrrfect now. That's good. Cause we sure as hell aren't.
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 04:26:17 PM
Hey Howie, the administrator's avatar is purrrrrrrfect now. That's good. Cause we sure as hell aren't.
I think he needed to add that after we all started joining here this last week! I give Keith a lotta credit! Not like he didn't know what he was getting into when he suggested we look at this place!!! :nix: :teeth:
Hoist! :gob:
Quote from: Hoist! on February 05, 2009, 04:31:22 PM
I think he needed to add that after we all started joining here this last week! I give Keith a lotta credit! Not like he didn't know what he was getting into when he suggested we look at this place!!!
Hoist!
Give the man credit for the effort or give him Valium. Valium might do more good though :sink: .
Quote from: FLHTCUSE3 on February 05, 2009, 03:03:26 PM
Welcome Iski,
I wondered how long it would take to find us.
The insanity follows.
Jeff
yeah, I sent him a PM on the "other site" that we had all moved over...
Ski, Miker and I kind of feed off each other, like the three stooges. Or like fungus, I forget which.
Quote from: Hoist! on February 05, 2009, 04:17:23 PM
Quote from: JamLazyAss on February 05, 2009, 04:05:01 PM
:wtf:
I see you've just met 2Lane, JamLazyAss! Don't worry, it only gets worse from here!!!
Hoist! :gob:
Should I be concerned about my property value going down, as in, there goes the neighborhood"? :pop:
Quote from: JamLazyAss on February 05, 2009, 06:29:18 PM
Should I be concerned about my property value going down, as in, there goes the neighborhood"? :pop:
Uhhh, yeah.
Not that we're a bad thing.
This group is just an acquired ta.... No, that would be wrong. This group is just a little nutso.
Not that that's a bad thing.
Then you should fit in fine.
Try to stay out of the proverbial "Wood Shed" :hyst: Been there, done that...
Quote from: JamLazyAss on February 05, 2009, 06:47:17 PM
Then you should fit in fine.
Try to stay out of the proverbial "Wood Shed" :hyst: Been there, done that...
Cool. And thanks for the warning. Though, like on any good road, everyplace ought to be visited at least once :pop: .
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 06:48:39 PM
Quote from: JamLazyAss on February 05, 2009, 06:47:17 PM
Then you should fit in fine.
Try to stay out of the proverbial "Wood Shed" :hyst: Been there, done that...
Cool. And thanks for the warning. Though, like on any good road, everyplace ought to be visited at least once :pop: .
Living big generally requires the occasional detour - not to lose track of the important lines, though! Woodsheds are just resting places in the journey! :potstir:
"Woodsheds are just resting places in the journey!"
I love that line...
It's now part of my profile!
This is getting good.
Quote from: JamLazyAss on February 05, 2009, 07:39:35 PM
"Woodsheds are just resting places in the journey!"
I love that line...
It's now part of my profile!
This is getting good.
And the best part is if you do get a splinter while sitting there, you just wander on down to the local ER, find the cutest nurse you can find and say "hi sweetie, I've got a problem." :up:
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 07:46:36 PM
Quote from: JamLazyAss on February 05, 2009, 07:39:35 PM
"Woodsheds are just resting places in the journey!"
I love that line...
It's now part of my profile!
This is getting good.
And the best part is if you do get a splinter while sitting there, you just wander on down to the local ER, find the cutest nurse you can find and say "hi sweetie, I've got a problem."
A splinter? A splinter?? :hyst: Is that what your calling it now!! :hyst: :hyst:
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 07:48:11 PM
A splinter? A splinter?? :hyst: Is that what your calling it now!! :hyst: :hyst:
Dammit, be careful. No one here has said I can't bring out "the finger" and instill a little order!
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 07:48:11 PM
A splinter? A splinter?? :hyst: Is that what your calling it now!! :hyst: :hyst:
Dammit, be careful. No one here has said I can't bring out "the finger" and instill a little order!
Hey now - careful - that treat is in my option bag too!
Is there a problem here ?
:wink:
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 07:55:08 PM
Hey now - careful - that treat is in my option bag too!
He who draws first wins. Take that you evil doer!
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Quote from: Httadmin on February 05, 2009, 07:56:16 PM
Is there a problem here ?
:wink:
Yeah, Scott is picking on me. And it hurts my feelings.
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 07:59:11 PM
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 07:55:08 PM
Hey now - careful - that treat is in my option bag too!
He who draws first wins. Take that you evil doer!
dooof! slow to the draw...
Quote from: Httadmin on February 05, 2009, 07:56:16 PM
Is there a problem here ?
:wink:
By the way; cool avatar :up: .
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 08:00:42 PM
dooof! slow to the draw...
Well whadya expect when I got your finger :hyst: ?
Quote from: Httadmin on February 05, 2009, 07:56:16 PM
Is there a problem here ?
:wink:
yeah! Twolane is picking on me... and it hurts my feelings!
Who was that Masked man ? :pop:
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 08:01:51 PM
yeah! Twolane is picking on me... and it hurts my feelings!
Dammit, that one made orange soda come out my nose. That chit hurts. :duel:
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 08:01:42 PM
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 08:00:42 PM
dooof! slow to the draw...
Well whadya expect when I got your finger :hyst: ?
subtle finger disguise... best you can do?
Where the How is Hellie? He never misses stupid time.
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 08:05:31 PM
Where the How is Hellie? He never misses stupid time.
hehe... I won't say it without his presence... hehe... :hyst:
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 08:05:08 PM
subtle finger disguise... best you can do?
No disguise there. It was pointed right at you. If were to disguise it would have photoshopped a wig and a pink hat on the end of it :bf: .
Quote from: Httadmin on February 05, 2009, 07:56:16 PM
Is there a problem here ?
:wink:
Oh man, this is great stuff. You guys are going to have your
"own room" in the woodshed if this keep's going. :pop:
This site is friggin addictive, but I love it...
Quote from: JamLazyAss on February 05, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
Oh man, this is great stuff. You guys are going to have your "own room" in the woodshed if this keep's going. :pop:
This site is friggin addictive, but I love it...
That's ok. But you tell him to leave my damned splinter alone :rtfb: !
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 08:09:26 PM
Quote from: JamLazyAss on February 05, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
Oh man, this is great stuff. You guys are going to have your "own room" in the woodshed if this keep's going. :pop:
This site is friggin addictive, but I love it...
That's ok. But you tell him to leave my damned splinter alone :rtfb: !
Hey, if your splinter is where I think it is, I'm not going anywhere near it...... :wtf:
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Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
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Pulled the splinter out, didn't you.... that happens sometimes...
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Pulled the splinter out, didn't you.... that happens sometimes...
That does it. First ahssole never stands a chance :hyst: .
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 08:18:06 PM
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Pulled the splinter out, didn't you.... that happens sometimes...
That does it. First ahssole never stands a chance :hyst: .
good night Twolane......... :smiled:
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 08:18:06 PM
Quote from: Sc00ter on February 05, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Pulled the splinter out, didn't you.... that happens sometimes...
That does it. First ahssole never stands a chance :hyst: .
Now I get it, you live in Joplin. :teeth:
Quote from: Coyote on February 05, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
Now I get it, you live in Joplin. :teeth:
Ohmygawd (he says with a fake southern drawl used to exhibit great surprise), a Poohbah whose one of the gang and plays along. Haven't seen that in too long! Be still my heart (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/liebe/love-smiley-041.gif) .
QuoteNow I get it, you live in Joplin. :teeth:
LOL :hyst:
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 11:10:34 PM
Quote from: Coyote on February 05, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
Now I get it, you live in Joplin. :teeth:
Ohmygawd (he says with a fake southern drawl used to exhibit great surprise), a Poohbah whose one of the gang and plays along. Haven't seen that in too long! Be still my heart (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/liebe/love-smiley-041.gif) .
Refreshing isn't it?!.....
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
.
that didn't take long...
how long before there is a Cheerleader thread
As long as we don't have a Chicken Soup for the Soul thread here :wtf: is with that?
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 11:10:34 PM
Quote from: Coyote on February 05, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
Now I get it, you live in Joplin. :teeth:
Ohmygawd (he says with a fake southern drawl used to exhibit great surprise), a Poohbah whose one of the gang and plays along. Haven't seen that in too long! Be still my heart (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/liebe/love-smiley-041.gif) .
HeHe!!! :up:
Hoist! :smiled:
Quote from: Florida Marine on February 06, 2009, 04:48:18 AM
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 08:13:06 PM
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that didn't take long...
how long before there is a Cheerleader thread
As long as we don't have a Chicken Soup for the Soul thread here :wtf: is with that?
Amen... Oh chit. I guess that would be the wrong way of saying I agree. :hyst:
Monty Python References, Doug Adams references, Robert Pirsig references, and a Rowan and Martin reference... Wow, we're a bizarre 20th century lit class, detention and comedy show all roped into one.
Glad the admins here are one of the guys or we'd be in BIG trouble.
Ride Safe,
J-Carr
This thread is supposed to be "all about me." Expectations of naked dancing wenches suggestively eating hot dogs whilst bring me cold beer have nearly vanished, but not quite. Just try to imagine my disappointment.....
Cold cadaver comment is about right 2LR. Temp here was a gazillion degrees below zero or something like that this morning.
Might be a good idea to give Miker, Florida Marine, and me our own section/rubber room. Otherwise we tend to roam aimlessly spreading intellectually challenged mayhem as well as consuming vast portions of the landscape. Similar to cattle or Rosie O'Donnel, but different.
Bacon wrapped breastal area! superb!
I had to search for nearly 20 seconds to find a version less huge than the first one that I came across purely by accident.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/mdizz21/WENDYSBACONATOR.png)
I for one appreciate your dedication and spending so much time to enhance this thread..
Eternal dedication & vigilance are my middle name, only different.
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Iski, welcome aboard. Looks like the peeps have a new home!
2Lane, love the comment about participating poohbahs!
I am having a hard time believing bacon covered nipples git nuked.... :hyst:
If you dig deep into the cheerleader thread you'll find paint. It's gone from main stream media allowable to puritan.
Remember this:
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l138/jesters91/beer_fridge.jpg)
She is fully clothed, BTW.
Bet ya a donut it would not stay up today in E.(evil) C.V.O. world, but there have to be a few dozen of them in more than 2 threads there from the ancient days prior to the PPT (post prevention team) strangling stuff.
HeHe!!! Well maybe you FD guy's ain't so bad after all!!! :wink:
Welcome aboard Jim!!! :up:
Hoist! :smiled:
You RK guys kill me....wait a minute, I ride an RK.
:smiled:
Mike
And welcome Jim!
Did ya'll notice the only other thing in that fridge is a can of Reddy Whip.
Hummmm. :smilep: :smile:
Where?
Quote from: MrClean on February 06, 2009, 08:39:35 AM
Did ya'll notice the only other thing in that fridge is a can of Reddy Whip.
Hummmm. :smilep: :smile:
Have heard about that can, but have have never seen it.
Quote from: Jester Whisperer on February 06, 2009, 07:32:46 AM
Iski, welcome aboard. Looks like the peeps have a new home!
2Lane, love the comment about participating poohbahs!
There are poohbahs and there are poohpbahs. It's unfortunately been a conscious choice. Personally, I miss the poohbahs. So it's good to see them here.
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 11:10:34 PM
Quote from: Coyote on February 05, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
Now I get it, you live in Joplin. :teeth:
Ohmygawd (he says with a fake southern drawl used to exhibit great surprise), a Poohbah whose one of the gang and plays along. Haven't seen that in too long! Be still my heart (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/liebe/love-smiley-041.gif) .
I grew up in MO. Have a good friend lives in Joplin. The locals there go swimming in the lakes created by old strip mines. I think the chemicals in the water does something to em though! :teeth:
Quote from: Coyote on February 06, 2009, 10:04:41 AM
I grew up in MO. Have a good friend lives in Joplin. The locals there go swimming in the lakes created by old strip mines. I think the chemicals in the water does something to em though! :teeth:
No problem here. Strip pits too often have snakes. And nothing else.
Quote from: iski on February 06, 2009, 05:56:19 AM
This thread is supposed to be "all about me." Expectations of naked dancing wenches suggestively eating hot dogs whilst bring me cold beer have nearly vanished, but not quite. Just try to imagine my disappointment.....
Cold cadaver comment is about right 2LR. Temp here was a gazillion degrees below zero or something like that this morning.
Might be a good idea to give Miker, Florida Marine, and me our own section/rubber room. Otherwise we tend to roam aimlessly spreading intellectually challenged mayhem as well as consuming vast portions of the landscape. Similar to cattle or Rosie O'Donnel, but different.
May I present my dancing girls for you sir...
(Zoom in to read the T-shirts)
(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t6/jccarr67/19.jpg)
Ride Safe,
J-Carr
Quote from: iski on February 06, 2009, 06:34:56 AM
I had to search for nearly 20 seconds to find a version less huge than the first one that I came across purely by accident.
:wtf: They deleted this over "there"?!?!?!? :dgust:
I guess the religious right has teken over... Bummer.
Ride Safe,
J-Carr
Quote from: Jester Whisperer on February 06, 2009, 07:32:46 AM
Iski, welcome aboard. Looks like the peeps have a new home!
2Lane, love the comment about participating poohbahs!
just be careful, sometimes when you compliment them, they boot you off... well, maybe not here
Quote from: iski on February 06, 2009, 08:53:52 AM
Quote from: MrClean on February 06, 2009, 08:39:35 AM
Did ya'll notice the only other thing in that fridge is a can of Reddy Whip.
Hummmm. :smilep: :smile:
Have heard about that can, but have have never seen it.
wasn't there a bread maker?
Quote from: Coyote on February 06, 2009, 10:04:41 AM
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 05, 2009, 11:10:34 PM
Quote from: Coyote on February 05, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
Now I get it, you live in Joplin. :teeth:
Ohmygawd (he says with a fake southern drawl used to exhibit great surprise), a Poohbah whose one of the gang and plays along. Haven't seen that in too long! Be still my heart (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/liebe/love-smiley-041.gif) .
I grew up in MO. Have a good friend lives in Joplin. The locals there go swimming in the lakes created by old strip mines. I think the chemicals in the water does something to em though! :teeth:
That helps to explain things around here.
Don, where do you get your drinking water?
Quote from: FLHTCUSE3 on February 06, 2009, 07:50:15 PM
Don, where do you get your drinking water?[/color]
Some guy named Sam Adams brings it.
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 06, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
Quote from: FLHTCUSE3 on February 06, 2009, 07:50:15 PM
Don, where do you get your drinking water?[/color]
Some guy named Sam Adams brings it.
you get your water from Boston?
Mike, I thought you were the Pie guy or was that the pudding guy?
Boy how can I follow up after all the posts from FLHTCUSE3, Twolanerider, Florida Marine, J-Carr and of course Hoist! :gob:
Good see to see some more familiar names over here!!! :teeth: :wink:
Quote from: iski on February 05, 2009, 11:10:18 AM
Hello. This is the introduction section, so here goes.
In the begininning, there was the Wor...... Maybe I should skip forward a little. When I was born, my mother (a female) was there & from what I was told she yelled a lot but I really do not remember. My dad (a male) was there also, and he yelled less but made up for that later on. A few years went by & I attending a building where people wrote on the walls with chalk. Suppose should list here what I learned in school: 1. In 7th grade, if you snapped the bra strap of the femalian gal sitting in front of you, you might or might not get your face slapped. 2. Years later, in another place where the male teachers did not wear socks, some gals did not wear bras & you might or might not get your face slapped.
My education was then complete & I decided foolishly against all sane advice stubbornly to marry a femalian (of the opposite sex) & learned that she can yell louder than 2 sets of Rineharts, even though at that point I had never heard Rineharts. Most likely Bub used her decibel levels as a comparison point. Have had motorcycles for years. Currently have a black Road King & a red/black Ultra. I ride them when I can & when I can't ride them I wish I was riding them instead.
Some poster names here look vaguely familiar. Of course mine looks familiar to me, but there are others. If any of these posters know me & say stuff about me, it might be best to not ban me until I can semi-adequately offer an explanation for their blatant exaggerations, misstatements, misinterpretations, and general yadda yadda yammerings about anything they may or may not have to say. For those who do not know me, it is not my fault but after you get to know me, you will no longer not know me & then that could be your fault, not mine.
Where is the beer?
DANG MAN!!!...What an Intro...Not sure anybody will top that :wtf: Of course I'm not sure anyone will figure it out and even try... Welcome from a newbie who I think you know but prolly don'yt know and I don't know if you know that I know.... :wtf: :up:
Quote from: J-Carr on February 06, 2009, 11:26:00 AM
Quote from: iski on February 06, 2009, 05:56:19 AM
This thread is supposed to be "all about me." Expectations of naked dancing wenches suggestively eating hot dogs whilst bring me cold beer have nearly vanished, but not quite. Just try to imagine my disappointment.....
Cold cadaver comment is about right 2LR. Temp here was a gazillion degrees below zero or something like that this morning.
Might be a good idea to give Miker, Florida Marine, and me our own section/rubber room. Otherwise we tend to roam aimlessly spreading intellectually challenged mayhem as well as consuming vast portions of the landscape. Similar to cattle or Rosie O'Donnel, but different.
May I present my dancing girls for you sir...
(Zoom in to read the T-shirts)
(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t6/jccarr67/19.jpg)
Ride Safe,
J-Carr
Glad I checked here. Really glad I checked here.
Yes, bacon covered waboopabangos are not allowed in picture form since they were gone quickly. Possibly they hate pork??
Quote from: Florida Marine on February 06, 2009, 05:01:48 PM
Quote from: iski on February 06, 2009, 08:53:52 AM
Quote from: MrClean on February 06, 2009, 08:39:35 AM
Did ya'll notice the only other thing in that fridge is a can of Reddy Whip.
Hummmm. :smilep: :smile:
Have heard about that can, but have have never seen it.
wasn't there a bread maker?
Something about a can of clams or similar but I forget?
Quote from: elvislee on February 07, 2009, 02:50:40 PM
Quote from: iski on February 05, 2009, 11:10:18 AM
Hello. This is the introduction section, so here goes.
In the begininning, there was the Wor...... Maybe I should skip forward a little. When I was born, my mother (a female) was there & from what I was told she yelled a lot but I really do not remember. My dad (a male) was there also, and he yelled less but made up for that later on. A few years went by & I attending a building where people wrote on the walls with chalk. Suppose should list here what I learned in school: 1. In 7th grade, if you snapped the bra strap of the femalian gal sitting in front of you, you might or might not get your face slapped. 2. Years later, in another place where the male teachers did not wear socks, some gals did not wear bras & you might or might not get your face slapped.
My education was then complete & I decided foolishly against all sane advice stubbornly to marry a femalian (of the opposite sex) & learned that she can yell louder than 2 sets of Rineharts, even though at that point I had never heard Rineharts. Most likely Bub used her decibel levels as a comparison point. Have had motorcycles for years. Currently have a black Road King & a red/black Ultra. I ride them when I can & when I can't ride them I wish I was riding them instead.
Some poster names here look vaguely familiar. Of course mine looks familiar to me, but there are others. If any of these posters know me & say stuff about me, it might be best to not ban me until I can semi-adequately offer an explanation for their blatant exaggerations, misstatements, misinterpretations, and general yadda yadda yammerings about anything they may or may not have to say. For those who do not know me, it is not my fault but after you get to know me, you will no longer not know me & then that could be your fault, not mine.
Where is the beer?
DANG MAN!!!...What an Intro...Not sure anybody will top that :wtf: Of course I'm not sure anyone will figure it out and even try... Welcome from a newbie who I think you know but prolly don'yt know and I don't know if you know that I know.... :wtf: :up:
Hiya Elvislee! That intro was my second choice. My first choice was a poll to see if the board should ban me or put me on probation before I started posting. There was a part about potato salad that was ok, but most of it was stupid. Not as stupid as the intro I posted though. Good to see you here!