I am What A woman !!!

[What A Woman]

I've been at the butt end of exfeds jokes for 17 years and figure it's high time I either kill him or start standing up for myself. I'm going to flip a coin and see which way I'll go.  Okay somebody call it

[panjs]

Nope, I'm not touching that one! Welcome WaW 

[Breeze]

I think I heard a bunch of  computers getting turned off. 


Welcome to the forum.

[HV]

 

[exfed12825]

I just got back from the store and saw this because she didn't log out, I'm not afraid of you ( although you have scared me a few times)

I'll call it..... Heads...... did I win?

I'm always a winner with you

[truck]

I just got back from the store and saw this because she didn't log out, I'm not afraid of you ( although you have scared me a few times)

I'll call it..... Heads...... did I win?

I'm always a winner with you

Too late, she already saw what you said.

[War Horse]

Oh hell, there goes the neighborhood, I can hear the screaming,yelling and gunshots already, and that's just me trying to hide 

Should be interesting tho, we need to set up some cameras in the shed basement so's we know what you two are up to when ya go down there... and I'm sure y'all will..... 

[Dennis The Menace]

...hmmm.....should add an interesting dimension to Shed Thursdays, for sure.  Welcome WAW, we have heard so much about you.

[razorwire]

Welcome aboard! 

[What A Woman]

Hi Guy's It is so nice of you to welcome me into your club. I have to tell you that I'm not near as scary as exfed makes me out to be and he has never had it so good. I have always been kind to dumb animals which should be evident , any how I'm looking forward to joining you in the shed 

[Panzer]

Join us in the shed? ............oh no you don't, you ain't fool'in me.
Last time I thought I was giving a tour to a lady, "SHE" turned out to be a motorcycle that I was catering to.
No way.............not again...........you don't fool me

[War Horse]

Panz, I can vouch for her, she's the real McCoy..... 

[skeets]

 Welcome to the club.
Froggy: Hey, that’s not the sign.
Froggy: Okay, go on in.
(Froggy closes the door and everyone is seated)
Spanky: Welcome, gentlemen, to another meeting of the He-man Women
haters club! Ready to take down notes, Uh-huh?
Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh
Spanky: It is time to say the pledge. Everyone please rise.
(Stymie comes to the front of the room and begins the pledge)
Stymie: Everyone raise your right hand . . (rolls eyes and sighs) No, your
other right hand. . . I, Stymie (all repeat)…Member in good standing of the
He-man Woman Haters Club (all repeat)…do solemnly swear to be a heman
and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have
to. And especially: never fall in love. And if I do, may I die slowly and
painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder. (all try to
repeat)

[akajjmon]

Welcome to the club.
Froggy: Hey, that’s not the sign.
Froggy: Okay, go on in.
(Froggy closes the door and everyone is seated)
Spanky: Welcome, gentlemen, to another meeting of the He-man Women
haters club! Ready to take down notes, Uh-huh?
Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh
Spanky: It is time to say the pledge. Everyone please rise.
(Stymie comes to the front of the room and begins the pledge)
Stymie: Everyone raise your right hand . . (rolls eyes and sighs) No, your
other right hand. . . I, Stymie (all repeat)…Member in good standing of the
He-man Woman Haters Club (all repeat)…do solemnly swear to be a heman
and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have
to. And especially: never fall in love. And if I do, may I die slowly and
painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder. (all try to
repeat)

Known to most as marriage

[Lew]