You dipstick..

[someday69]

well I just took about a half quart/make that a pint of oil out of my bike use'in the dipstick...did'nt have anything else to use,,and it was over full,,,I think it took over 47 times dipping it into the oil and squeging it off the dipstick.....man am I going nuts....
  See Im at my mom's place and she's got the cancer eating at her,,and its her last days here,,so Im just going a little crazy without any tools,,in her garage,,,pushed up against the garbage cans,,and mean'ol sept father's car....I'm just post'in this to keep in touch with my HTT extended family....take care....now I know what they mean when they say 'you dipstick"....I'll go for a ride in the rain to night,,,that'll fix me up...and it'll  all be kewl..again...someday..

[FLH]

Like the Castrol commercial..."That's thinkin with yer dipstick, jimmy"

[x52gnr]

Like the Castrol commercial..."That's thinkin with yer dipstick, jimmy"

[Sonny S.]

Sorry to hear about your mom

[Panzer]

Someday,
If you're serious about your mom, then I'm sorry to hear that, cancer.
No way unless it's old age is no way to go, sorry for you both.
Worry like that of course, confuses the thinking.
Syphon some out.
Don't hit the booze either, it'll only be there when you sober up, and an empty wallet too.

You have friends here in "chat" if the going gets rough.
Just a thought !!

Panzer

[truck]

Sorry someday.
I hope your mom doesn't linger too long like my dad did.

[FXDBI]

Someday sorry to hear about your mom,glad to hear your there for her,did the same with my mom. You will  never regret being there for her at this time in her life. The Bible says honor your mother and father and that's exactally what your doing being there for her. Good to see those kind of values still in existence. ............Bob

[76shuvlinoff]

Someday,
only my best thoughts for you and your mom.  Mine left this earth almost twenty years ago and the good times have hung with me so strongly they are all I can remember now.



  I hate to admit this but I have used a section of clear hose and generated a negative pressure on it to draw down an over filled oil bag..

[BJaxn]

Turkey baster works well.

[JamLazyAss]

Turkey baster works well.

Yeah, and the oil makes the turkey easier to swallow too.   

[NETacomaFatboy]

Idiots at the Dealer overfilled and I wish I would have caught it before I left.   Wound up buying a baster to take out the extra.

I did complain to the Service Manager and he did not think it was a big deal.

[Greaseball]

Who are you callin'g a dipstick??     

[JONNIEROCK]

       When I'm on the road or in a pinch, I just take a straw from a fast food joint, place it down in the tank put your finger over the hole and remove, the straw stay full. Takes a few times, but works in a pinch.
                              Jonnierock

[texaskatfish]

Someday - kneemail on the way for God's will to be done sir................hang tough man.