T_e Introduction from _he poster formerly known as iski

[iski]

Hello.  This is the introduction section, so here goes.

In the begininning, there was the Wor......   Maybe I should skip forward a little.  When I was born, my mother (a female) was there & from what I was told she yelled a lot but I really do not remember. My dad (a male) was there also, and he yelled less but made up for that later on.  A few years went by & I attending a building where people wrote on the walls with chalk.  Suppose should list here what I learned in school: 1. In 7th grade, if you snapped the bra strap of the femalian gal sitting in front of you, you might or might not get your face slapped.  2.  Years later, in another place where the male teachers did not wear socks, some gals did not wear bras & you might or might not get your face slapped. 

My education was then complete & I decided foolishly against all sane advice stubbornly to marry a femalian (of the opposite sex) & learned that she can yell louder than 2 sets of Rineharts, even though at that point I had never heard Rineharts.  Most likely Bub used her decibel levels as a comparison point.  Have had motorcycles for years.  Currently have a black Road King & a red/black Ultra.  I ride them when I can & when I can't ride them I wish I was riding them instead.

Some poster names here look vaguely familiar.  Of course mine looks familiar to me, but there are others.  If any of these posters know me & say stuff about me, it might be best to not ban me until I can semi-adequately offer an explanation for their blatant exaggerations, misstatements, misinterpretations, and general yadda yadda yammerings about anything they may or may not have to say.  For those who do not know me, it is not my fault but after you get to know me, you will no longer not know me & then that could be your fault, not mine.

Where is the beer? 

[Sc00ter]

Iski!!! 

Welcome!!!

Finally a new member that shows an inkling of sanity joins the forum!

If you see this  - consider it fair warning that Hoist is in the immediate area.....

Scott

[Miker]

Welcome suh...I have not noticed a beer thread in the of topic threadage, ther is gun thread though..if that is worth anything..if not please ignore this post.

[Hoist!]

OMG, the level of writing skills on this site has just been elevated!!! Elevated to the point where I gotta go back to skul for reading comprehnsion again now! Put on your thinking caps boys, iski's in the house!!! Nice havin ya here with us Mike!!! Let the word games begin!!!

Hoist!

[J-Carr]

Welcome friend.  Another familiar face... While I assume it's familiar I haven't seen it but it does appear to go along with a familiar name.  For whatever that would be worth.

Have you, by any chance been pursusing the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?  You should probably do so if you haven't, as you could've ghost written for late Douglas Adams...

So Long, and thanks for all the fish!

Ride Safe,
J-Carr

[HV]

You would also enjoy the book  : Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintance 

[Hoist!]

You would also enjoy the book  : Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintance 

HeHe!!! Would not surprise me in the least if he was the Ghost Writer for it HV!

Hoist!

[iski]

Rumors about my sanity are unfounded.  Have not found any place a beer thread would fit in here - s'ok.  The writing skills are a little better since I switched to magic markers from crayons - easier to wipe off the 'puter screen.  Have not read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - need to check on that one.  Have read & re-read Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance - good read.

Thanks for the welcomes.  Forum looks good from what I have read so far.

[Florida Marine]

OK- the circle is complete - FM, Miker and Iski

Let me apologize in advance

muhahahahahahahahaha   

Hello.  This is the introduction section, so here goes.

In the begininning, there was the Wor......   Maybe I should skip forward a little.  When I was born, my mother (a female) was there & from what I was told she yelled a lot but I really do not remember. My dad (a male) was there also, and he yelled less but made up for that later on.  A few years went by & I attending a building where people wrote on the walls with chalk.  Suppose should list here what I learned in school: 1. In 7th grade, if you snapped the bra strap of the femalian gal sitting in front of you, you might or might not get your face slapped.  2.  Years later, in another place where the male teachers did not wear socks, some gals did not wear bras & you might or might not get your face slapped. 

My education was then complete & I decided foolishly against all sane advice stubbornly to marry a femalian (of the opposite sex) & learned that she can yell louder than 2 sets of Rineharts, even though at that point I had never heard Rineharts.  Most likely Bub used her decibel levels as a comparison point.  Have had motorcycles for years.  Currently have a black Road King & a red/black Ultra.  I ride them when I can & when I can't ride them I wish I was riding them instead.

Some poster names here look vaguely familiar.  Of course mine looks familiar to me, but there are others.  If any of these posters know me & say stuff about me, it might be best to not ban me until I can semi-adequately offer an explanation for their blatant exaggerations, misstatements, misinterpretations, and general yadda yadda yammerings about anything they may or may not have to say.  For those who do not know me, it is not my fault but after you get to know me, you will no longer not know me & then that could be your fault, not mine.

Where is the beer? 

[FLHTCUSE3]

Welcome Iski,
I wondered how long it would take to find us.

The insanity follows.

Jeff

[Hoist!]

HeHe!!! Jim (Jester Whisperer) joined this morning too!

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

Rumors about my sanity are unfounded.  Have not found any place a beer thread would fit in here - s'ok.  The writing skills are a little better since I switched to magic markers from crayons - easier to wipe off the 'puter screen.  Have not read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - need to check on that one.  Have read & re-read Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance - good read.

Thanks for the welcomes.  Forum looks good from what I have read so far.

Iski isn't really here.  Angels looked down at his cold cadaver after his Mrs last beat him and promised "we can bring you back."  He told them "over my dead body!"

[JamLazyAss]

 

[Twolanerider]

Spew Score Today:


Site               1
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[Coyote]

You may need a history class for this one. 

[Hoist!]

I see you've just met 2Lane, JamLazyAss! Don't worry, it only gets worse from here!!!  

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

I see you've just met 2Lane, JamLazyAss! Don't worry, it only gets worse from here!!!  

Hoist!

Hey Howie, the administrator's avatar is purrrrrrrfect now.  That's good.  Cause we sure as hell aren't.

[Hoist!]

Hey Howie, the administrator's avatar is purrrrrrrfect now.  That's good.  Cause we sure as hell aren't.

I think he needed to add that after we all started joining here this last week! I give Keith a lotta credit! Not like he didn't know what he was getting into when he suggested we look at this place!!!

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

I think he needed to add that after we all started joining here this last week! I give Keith a lotta credit! Not like he didn't know what he was getting into when he suggested we look at this place!!!

Hoist!

Give the man credit for the effort or give him Valium.  Valium might do more good though .

[Florida Marine]

Welcome Iski,
I wondered how long it would take to find us.

The insanity follows.

Jeff

yeah, I sent him a PM on the "other site" that we had all moved over...

Ski, Miker and I kind of feed off each other, like the three stooges.  Or like fungus, I forget which.

[JamLazyAss]

I see you've just met 2Lane, JamLazyAss! Don't worry, it only gets worse from here!!!  
Hoist!

Should I be concerned about my property value going down, as in, there goes the neighborhood"?  

[Twolanerider]

Should I be concerned about my property value going down, as in, there goes the neighborhood"?  

Uhhh, yeah.

Not that we're a bad thing. 

This group is just an acquired ta....   No, that would be wrong.  This group is just a little nutso.

Not that that's a bad thing.

[JamLazyAss]

Then you should fit in fine.
Try to stay out of the proverbial "Wood Shed"     Been there, done that...

[Twolanerider]

Then you should fit in fine.
Try to stay out of the proverbial "Wood Shed"     Been there, done that...

Cool.  And thanks for the warning.  Though, like on any good road, everyplace ought to be visited at least once .

[Sc00ter]

Then you should fit in fine.
Try to stay out of the proverbial "Wood Shed"     Been there, done that...

Cool.  And thanks for the warning.  Though, like on any good road, everyplace ought to be visited at least once .

Living big generally requires the occasional detour - not to lose track of the important lines, though!  Woodsheds are just resting places in the journey!