Great Motorcycling Lies

[motorplex88]

 "Gettin a title will not be a problem"

[texaskatfish]

"How fast can it be - it's just a girl's bike?"   

Amy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMEN!

I've sure seen many a 'heavier / slower' bike make a 'lighter / faster' on lQQk pretty bad!!!

OHâ,,¢ and so this aint a thread hijack............

"This will only hurt for a secondb       

[crazybastid83]

No hun, I didn't change the pipes, those are the ones I always had.

[Beerad]

Hold my beer and watch this.
That's going to leave a mark.

[surf]

We're not goin far.

[jumpinjack]

 Nah ,it`s not going to rain.

It`s a good deal i got it on e-bay.

My bud took it off his EG  he didn`t want it any more.

I can`t mow the lawn until it dries up for a day.

Jack :

[Deye76]

Wife on first ride in the spring..."did you do something to this bike over the winter? it seems faster!"

Answer: No sweetheart, you must have lost some weight

[HDSlicer1]

You had a solo seat on there yesterday!

[sfarson]

"Aren't you hot wearing that?"  No, I'm fine.

"Aren't you freezing?"  No, I'm fine.

[BART]

"At my age this is the last motorcycle I'll ever have to buy".

[Snussy]

I can't ride 55 !!!

[FastFLSTF]

"That'll buff right out."

[Flat Dog]

These speakers make my scooter stereo louder.

[CraigArizona85248]

Dunno if it qualifies, but every person who comes up to me when I stop on the pan and tells me their father/mother/brother/uncle/cousin/friend had one REALLY DID, then there'd be sh-tload more pans out there than the MOCO ever made...

OH man!  You aren't kidding.  I hear that all the time.  LOL   

[apes]

Loud pipes make the bike go faster

[Flat Dog]

This flame job makes me look younger.

LEDs are cool!

[jmorton10]

I'm going to leave this one all stock.........

I know better than to try telling my wife that one anymore...  I did amaze her a tiny bit when I bought a brand new 04 RK & after making that stupid statement she came home when I had 280 miles on it & found the entire engine in pieces on the garage floor...

~John

[88-LA-Z-Boy]

"Don't worry, I'll go slow . . ."

"Now to make sure you don't throw off the handling, since this is your first ride on this bike, you have to make sure your all pressed up against my back, holding on around my waist and whichever way we lean, look over that shoulder . . ."

"Officer, I just fixed this thing and just wanted to, you know, make sure it was running right, thats why I was going a little fast. . ."

[ST40]

Sure I told her to hold on tight!    Didn't you notice how hard the wind was blowing?     

[Panzer]

What, that chrome part there, nah, it didn't cost much at all.

[odotb]

1. My motorcycle is paid for.

2. I won this trophy.

3. I really was, just trying to get that goat out of the fence.

[smittyon66]

To a female passenger who's new to motorcycling:

"It's just like riding a horse. Put your arms around my waist and hang on to the saddlehorn."

[97dyna]

I'll sell the old take-off parts in the garage and pay for this new chrome piece.

[Scooterfish]

Dealer talk


Thats normal, they all do it.


Thats the first time I have heard that.

[Thumbjuice]

Real soon babe....It's only this far on the map...