Great Motorcycling Lies

[sfarson]

Here's a couple...

"I'll be back in a few minutes"

"We'll save money over time"

You have any?

[hunter]

That's about it on the chrome parts, honey.

[Jim Bronson]

"She just needed a lift"

[BMBITY]

I'll just run and get a gallon of milk

Really officer I only had one

Honey I just put the rear pegs down to strech my legs

[MaxxV4]

How about, "If I get this bike, it already has pretty much everything we'll ever need....."
Mike :

[02roadcling]

The 204's really need some headwork since we are both heavy people. I'll just take that for my birthday present. (didn't get anything else either. )

cling

[seattledyna]

but were only stopping by the dealer for coffee, honest!

Thats a great bike for that price...in a few years we could sell it for what we paid for it, honest!

[sfarson]

 

"Hop on, I'll take it easy"

"I actually ride better after having a few"

[Paniolo]

"I'm gonna leave it stock."

[02roadcling]

Thats all I'm doing for 1 year. You won't catch me spending another dime on it until then.
(and she didn't)

[DenverBagger]

Why did I buy a new one?

Well ... the old one was [worn out, fell off, stolen, etc.]

[ViennaHog]

I don't need a second bike, makes no sense.......

[Molly]

Laughed right through these. I've said SO many of them... My main lie?

I'm keeping this one...

[neale]

No, it's true, old Ducatis and Triumphs are reliable.

[Coff 06]

I'll drink less,enough to make the payments          Coff 06

[skunk]

Naw, I like the color, I won't ever paint it!!!!!!

I like the stock pipes

[Namvet]

"I'm gonna leave it stock."

[Gunnut]

"That's a good looking Hionda."

[RoadKingTrooper]

"Think of the money I'll save on gas"

"These new pipes will make it safer because other drivers can hear me"

" The new cams will make it safer to pass"

[Jamo]

How about the classified ad that was floating around the internet a few years ago...  Brand new crotch rocket for sale, hardly any miles, and it finished up with saying "apparantly, do whatever the F**K you want..." doesn't mean the same thing anymore....

[Dresser]

I looked for parts. I didn't even notice the wet t-shirt contest.

[Dennis The Menace]

Dude, nice bike!

I'll only be gone an hour

No, I didnt buy anything at the dealer

[76shuvlinoff]

They all do that.

[sfarson]

"I don't even see that scratch"

"That'll buff out"

[dablaze]

"A little closer, so you won't fall off"

Craig