Introduction from Twolane

[elvislee]

So all you cats decided you wanted to go play in another yard for a while? Ya pullin a mutiny or something?  There's some pretty sneaky characters here 

[FLHTCUSE3]

A Proclaimat... Proctlamatation....  nope, Prostla.... eegads, Proclimateshun.... hmmm, that's not right either.  Wait, I got it. 

An Announcement!

Hereby and hereis announced today that following on the traditions of Evil Bastards elsewhere there shall be a new Society of Ahsholes (SoA).  There mission, should they choose to accept it, will be to go back where men (and girls too) have gone before.  To seek out new fun, new visitations, to go where fun was had before.

The SoA membership shall be an honorary award which shall be displayed in public, held in stealth mode or eaten with caramel.  So say one.  So say we all.  God save the Queen and kittens everywhere.




Roll Call:

Twolanerider SoA # 00.0 1/2
HV SoA # BC.5       (big cheese)
Hoist SoA # BSIC.82.5.3
TN SoA # Uno
JamLazyAss SoA # KotWS.1    (keeper of the woodshed)
FLHTCUSE3 SoA #  99.9
Miker SoA # 1.772453851
Coyote SoA # RR&C
BLM SoA # 777
J-Carr SoA # 911    .2
Florida Marine SoA # O5
Puzzled SoA # 6 zero 1.8
Iski SoA # 77SunsetStripper

I accept my membership but, One A$$hole to another A$$hole I am not sure of my number.
Being that I now own 99.9 and you have placed your self at 0.0 1/2
and Howie is 82.5.3
I know I might be a Bigger A$$hole than you and the number would bear that out, but to beat out Howie is truely Honorary but assured is unearned.
How do I calculate that?
I am 20% more A$$hole than Howie? Even I have a hard time that imagining that I beat out the Guy from Long Giland.
But I will graciously accept my place in evolution and global warming. (but I am not even bald!)
The Funny thing is that Sean thinks 05 is a good thing.
poor JCarr at only .2, he is going to have to attend A$$hole school.

[Florida Marine]

So all you cats decided you wanted to go play in another yard for a while? Ya pullin a mutiny or something?  There's some pretty sneaky characters here 

you need to apply for a SOA number...

[Twolanerider]

I accept my membership but, One A$$hole to another A$$hole I am not sure of my number.
Being that I now own 99.9 and you have placed your self at 0.0 1/2
and Howie is 82.5.3
I know I might be a Bigger A$$hole than you and the number would bear that out, but to beat out Howie is truely Honorary but assured is unearned.
How do I calculate that?
I am 20% more A$$hole than Howie? Even I have a hard time that imagining that I beat out the Guy from Long Giland.
But I will graciously accept my place in evolution and global warming. (but I am not even bald!)
The Funny thing is that Sean thinks 05 is a good thing.
poor JCarr at only .2, he is going to have to attend A$$hole school.

Dude.  It's a sliding scale.  Or at least a loose one.  A real asshole would never get hung up on the numbers anyway.  It's all about the craft man.  All about the effort.  Numbers are just the man's way to put his own measure on what you already know to be true or false.  Embrace the reality.  Not the man.  Because, well, embracing strange men who measure things with numbers is just a little bizarre.

[Twolanerider]

I was going to decline..... then..............my wife reminded me today that I was infact an A$$hole ...

You might know that being the big cheese I'm the smelly one 

He says that like it's a bad thing?

[elvislee]

A Proclaimat... Proctlamatation....  nope, Prostla.... eegads, Proclimateshun.... hmmm, that's not right either.  Wait, I got it. 

An Announcement!

Hereby and hereis announced today that following on the traditions of Evil Bastards elsewhere there shall be a new Society of Ahsholes (SoA).  There mission, should they choose to accept it, will be to go back where men (and girls too) have gone before.  To seek out new fun, new visitations, to go where fun was had before.

The SoA membership shall be an honorary award which shall be displayed in public, held in stealth mode or eaten with caramel.  So say one.  So say we all.  God save the Queen and kittens everywhere.


Roll Call:

Twolanerider SoA # 00.0 1/2
HV SoA # BC.5       (big cheese)
Hoist SoA # BSIC.82.5.3
TN SoA # Uno
JamLazyAss SoA # KotWS.1    (keeper of the woodshed)
FLHTCUSE3 SoA #  99.9
Miker SoA # 1.772453851
Coyote SoA # RR&C
BLM SoA # 777
J-Carr SoA # 911    .2
Florida Marine SoA # O5
Puzzled SoA # 6 zero 1.8
Iski SoA # 77SunsetStripper

OK...Because I know I am an asshole I would feel honored to apply for an SOA number. Should I be declined I will still come here and play and be a bigger asshole; besides, everyone over in the other yard knows I'm an asshole and would kill to silence me and will If I screw up and let em....God Bless all Assholes of the universe...

[Ditch]

Hey Twolane just how big an A$$hole do I have to be to inducted into the SoA club? If you deem me worthy enough.... I will gladly accept the challenge!!!

[Twolanerider]

OK...Because I know I am an asshole I would feel honored to apply for an SOA number. Should I be declined I will still come here and play and be a bigger asshole; besides, everyone over in the other yard knows I'm an asshole and would kill to silence me and will If I screw up and let em....God Bless all Assholes of the universe...

SoA # BR549

[Twolanerider]

Hey Twolane just how big an A$$hole do I have to be to inducted into the SoA club? If you deem me worthy enough.... I will gladly accept the challenge!!!

At least for awhile just showing up here will prove one's assholeworthiness.  Though I'm sure greater selectivity will come with the passage of time.  So.....


I hereby bestow upon you and around you and, in some cases, in front of and behind you SoA #  56.345 1/2 .   May you step forward with pride and donuts.

[Florida Marine]

Hey Twolane just how big an A$$hole do I have to be to inducted into the SoA club? If you deem me worthy enough.... I will gladly accept the challenge!!!

At least for awhile just showing up here will prove one's assholeworthiness.  Though I'm sure greater selectivity will come with the passage of time.  So.....


I hereby bestow upon you and around you and, in some cases, in front of and behind you SoA #  56.345 1/2 .   May you step forward with pride and donuts.

and pudding

[Twolanerider]

and pudding

You sure?


Huh....

[Florida Marine]

and pudding

You sure?


Huh....

wait for it...



Indubitably

[Twolanerider]

wait for it...



Indubitably

Excellent .

[JamLazyAss]

"JamLazyAss SoA # KotWS.1    (keeper of the woodshed)"


It is with great honor that I support my .1%
SoA #KotWS.1

Do we get to do the "secret handshake" now?   

[elvislee]

"JamLazyAss SoA # KotWS.1    (keeper of the woodshed)"


It is with great honor that I support my .1%
SoA #KotWS.1

Do we get to do the "secret handshake" now?   

I think that would depend on which hand is used   

[iski]

Soa, a worthy calling!  Had a taco, burrito, & enchilada lunch so that might be what's calling....  We are the wind beneath the sheets of the world.  For some reason, my dog just left the room.