HarleyTechTalk

Anything that follows " Now I'm here to tell ya, This ain't no Bull Sh**"

Safety, honey.  

I need this new (chrome thing, fill in the blank) for increased safety!

Not sure this qualifies but had to share:
How many of you have been out with the crew riding, you leave at 0800 in the morning and return well after dinner(with beer on your breath). OL asks "where have you been all day"  Your reply is; we got lost.  Four years ago, my OL got tired of that excuse and bought me a GPS I tell all my buds, that was my plan all along :wink:Now I have to use the ran out of gas, buds throttle cable broke or had a flat etc... Yes I do have problems!

Mike

y'all slow down ,I can't read this fast ...   


"look at how much thicker this seat is than the stock one,its bound to be more comfortable"

After locking the rear brake and crashing-"I had to lay it down"

Quote from: ELPASO 52 on November 14, 2008, 05:11:18 AM
After locking the rear brake and crashing-"I had to lay it down"

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that one....

I've been riding Harleys all my life!

The burn by your ankle from the pipe won't leave a scar, "trust me".

From personal experience:

"Ya, the MSO will come in the mail two to three days after the (INSERT AS APPROPRIATE: transmission, frame, short block, etc. ) arrives.

And another, I'm afraid:

"Owning a Harley will help our marriage because we can go riding together"

Sure we have it in stock, and it will ship today!

No its not for show!! Every accessory and add on serves a purpose!

I know how to get back to the hotel ,follow me.

I know a guy that works on bikes, he's the best !!!

The parts are still on back order.

I promise I wont do it again .

I just like the chicken wings at Hooters,, Really.

I think I am finally done with the bike.

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The 204's really need some headwork since we are both heavy people. I'll just take that for my birthday present. (didn't get anything else either.  )

cling

She let you live after saying that? And let you get the headwork too?   She's a keeper!

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"Owning a Harley will help our marriage because we can go riding together"

That one is actually (partially) true in my household.
It "helps our marriage" because it gets me out of the house (and leaves her to have some space). I'm okay with that. (as is she).  It works!

Honey thats wrong,  NO way I have been on HTT   77 hrs this month

But Honey, if I go ahead and buy the screaming eagle bike, I'll never have to spend another dime on it cause it has everything.

Buying this used bike will save us about 10K and it already has a lot of bling.  I can't think of anything I'll have to add.  The tires still have about half of the tread, too. 

Oh, yeah - that's pretty much the line I used.

I don't know why it sounds different.

I was just askin' her where her old man was.

She has new ta-tas? I didn't notice.

We'll be right back.

We'll just go have a look at one to see the new colors.

We could always get a Honda, I suppose. More horsepower and all.

I'll stop everytime you want to.

Just four more miles (substitute 10, 25, 100)

I'm pretty sure it's down this road.

I'll just have one, then we'll go.

Wife-"I thought you said that would be it after you installed the 95" and the new wheels?!!!"

Me- "No Babe, I said that would be it for the BIG parts....................

No, I have no desire for a brand new Harley, I've finally got my (insert year model here) just the way I want it.

Faast Ed
yep, she let me live, lol. It sure aint her typing for me, didnt chop off my pinkies yet lol

no honey it's the same fatboy I just added a fairing bags and tour pack.


moose

Synthetic oil is tooooo slippery for roller bearings

Synthetic oil will void your warranty

The oil passages in the TC are tooooo small and synthetic oil will clog the passages
(at Sturgis/Rapid City Civic Center by an HD Tech just before SYN3 came out)

You can't bore cylinders, they'll overheat and cease up

You can't bore cylinders because of porosity problems

Thanks for the great "fibs" everyone.

Proud to know you all!

great motorcycle lies.

   the repairs aren't that exspensive.

   it will only take a few hours to install it.

  so easy anyone could do it

sorry i only got the one helmet..